Mike Finkelstein is wondering what it would be like to spend a day with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken. Would it be relaxing? Would it be...
Mike Finkelstein was recently treated to more stories about sparkling vampires. This time, however, a little girl was involved, and that caused a bunch of new...
Mike Finkelstein has always known that truth is stranger than fiction…how else could he explain his life so far? But that belief was just proven yet...
Mike Finkelstein just saw the final installment of Christopher Nolan’s epic Batman trilogy. He was so excited, he decided to run through lower Manhattan in his...
Mike Finkelstein took a trip to Rome recently. It was a city filled with wonderful people, beautiful women, and gorgeous scenery. Oh, and there was a...
Mike Finkelstein wants to be a pretty, pretty princess. He wants all the boys of the kingdom to fawn over him and fight for his hand....
Mike Finkelstein just traveled back in time to 1985. It was a wonderful age, filled with crazy club nights, rock stars, and the best music you...
Mike Finkelstein wants someone to go back in time with him. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after you get back. You will be...
Mike Finkelstein is part of a secret government organization that monitors extra-terrestrial life on planet Earth. He’s saved you all from countless alien attacks, invasions, and...
Mike Finkelstein is a vampire. (You couldn’t tell by his white skin?) He went through some bad stuff back in the 1700s thanks to an old...
Mike Finkelstein wants to save the world! He just put on his cape and his red boots and his spandex, and he’s off to the city...
Mike Finkelstein is madly in love with his fiance. But then, she got offered a job across the country, and now the two are trying to...
Mike Finkelstein has learned many things from horror films. One of the greatest lessons: never go camping in a deserted area with four friends. Except for...
Mike Finkelstein is heading back home for his high school reunion. Luckily, he has been brushing up on the AMERICAN PIE films for all the things...
On the 100th Anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic, James Cameron re-released his 1997 epic, TITANIC, in theaters with a brand new 3D conversion....
Mike Finkelstein has a friend who argued that girls always need a guy to take care of them. He said that guys are always stronger. Mike...
Mike Finkelstein wants to run for office so he could make this country a better place. For some inspiration, he decided to watch a film about...
Mike Finkelstein had an hour long conversation with a friend. He wondered how something as simple as a conversation would look dramatized and thrown up on...
Mike Finkelstein is being offered a mission, should he choose to accept it. Go to the theater. See an action movie starring Tom Cruise that absolutely...
Mike Finkelstein was getting ready for the New Year and needed some inspiration. Suddenly, he saw previews for a new holiday film that was directed by...
Mike Finkelstein decided to take a trip back to when he was five years old. Suddenly, he saw Kermit the Frog! And there’s Miss Piggy! And...
Mike Finkelstein took a flight to Hawaii to escape all the troubles of life. Turns out he met some people that made him realize there is...
Mike Finkelstein wants to sparkle in the sunlight. He also thinks that marrying a vampire probably isn’t the best idea…Here is his review of “The Twilight...
Mike Finkelstein’s body was overloaded today by a severe influx of cuteness when he was surrounded by fluffy baby penguins. They ran up to him from...
Mike Finkelstein lost a lot of money in the stock market. It turns out that Alan Alda, who seems to be the nicest guy in the...