Ashton Kutcher Wants To Go Into Space.

According to Richard Branson's blog, Ashton Kutcher has signed up to go to space as the 500th "astronaut" of Sir Richard Branson's forthcoming Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo rocket plane. Wait... it gets weirder. Guess who else is reportedly going to be onboard?

TRUE: NYC Turns To Haiku To Reduce Traffic Deaths.

I'm all the evidence you need to prove this strange project works. I stopped to read an odd street sign today. It was a haiku about getting hit by a car. Turns out that's exactly what the NYC Dept of Transportation was hoping for. (Me reading the sign, that is... not me getting hit by a car.)

VIDEO: Sword Dancer Gets A Partner, Grandma With Beer Looks On. Why Do I Love This So Much?

Flash mobs are so last year. I'd much prefer to see more from this family. Watch as our sword dancing leading lady takes center stage. But then... presumed brother enters the scene, and things get more interesting. All that said, I think I connect most with grandma, in her shades and holding a beer, expressionless throughout.