STRANGE, FUNNY VIDEO: Guy Touts Hannah Montana ‘Coon Repellent’
Why he's just hanging out with a raccoon is the first of many questions. You can't make this stuff up.
Ashton Kutcher Wants To Go Into Space.
According to Richard Branson's blog, Ashton Kutcher has signed up to go to space as the 500th "astronaut" of Sir Richard Branson's forthcoming Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo rocket plane. Wait... it gets weirder. Guess who else is reportedly going to be onboard?
TRUE: NYC Turns To Haiku To Reduce Traffic Deaths.
I'm all the evidence you need to prove this strange project works. I stopped to read an odd street sign today. It was a haiku about getting hit by a car. Turns out that's exactly what the NYC Dept of Transportation was hoping for. (Me reading the sign, that is... not me getting hit by a car.)
Dr Phil Helped With His Own Vasectomy. Grossed Out Yet?
McGraw has written an essay for Newsweek where he confesses that he helped a doctor out with his own vasectomy. I know the thought of Dr Phil's reproductive insides is a little tough to bear. I apologize.
VIDEO: Sword Dancer Gets A Partner, Grandma With Beer Looks On. Why Do I Love This So Much?
Flash mobs are so last year. I'd much prefer to see more from this family. Watch as our sword dancing leading lady takes center stage. But then... presumed brother enters the scene, and things get more interesting. All that said, I think I connect most with grandma, in her shades and holding a beer, expressionless throughout.
Why Did Jessica Simpson Tweet This Photo?
Okay, in truth we may never know why Jessica Simpson tweeted this photo - presumably of herself sitting barefoot on a toilet. But here's what happened, and what people are saying... and yes, people are saying stuff about it!
VIDEO: Guy Smashes Guitar On Head. Repeatedly.
This guy (whom I'm assuming has no job) thinks it's cool to try and smash a guitar over his head. Problem is, this guitar is stronger than him.
VIDEO: Hilarious Commercial Asks “Who First Thought To Milk A Cow?”
Somewhere, a long time ago, someone decided to MILK A COW for the first time. Weirrrrrd! This hysterical commercial for Cravendale dairy - a brand in the UK, asks the question... who came up with this disturbing idea?