You understand the conundrum. You want to stay fashionable, but you also really want that case of beer without having to pay for it. So you have to make a choice. Wear your jeans halfway down your @ss like you usually do, (which is already stupid, and tired, by the way) or successfully run off with a case of beer. (I think we’ve already established that stealing is stupid too.) You can’t have it both ways. Just ask this guy… the idiot went from running a victory lap to running for his life in about 2 seconds. This is what some people call karma.
This is also why you never see smart thieves in high heels. It’s all about the getaway.
