Chris Brown Allegedly Steals A Fan’s Phone

Chris Brown's tour of self destruction apparently continues. The poster child for anger mismanagement reportedly stole a fan's cell phone after being photographed with it, screaming an assurance that now the woman "ain't going to put that on no website." Well, he was right about the photo. Now we can just report about the alleged robbery.

Chris Brown’s tour of self destruction apparently continues. The poster child for anger mismanagement reportedly stole a fan’s cell phone after being photographed with it, screaming an assurance that now the woman “ain’t going to put that on no website.” Well, he was right about the photo. Now we can just report about the alleged robbery.

CBS Miami reports that according to the Miami Beach police incident report, Chris Brown and a rapper friend were leaving a nightclub on February19th. A fan named Christal Shanae Spann followed him and snapped a picture of him on her iPhone as he hopped into his black Bentley.

She tells police that Brown, who apparently had no chair nearby to break the glass of the window, instead just reached out and grabbed the phone from her, snapping back: “(expletive), you ain’t going to put that on no website.”

Any English teacher will tell you that Brown was right. The double negative, ‘Ain’t going to put that on NO website” actually means that in fact she IS going to put that on a website. Like this one… and the gazillion others that are now reporting the alleged theft. Okay, so now we have no cell phone photo, bu we do have more salacious robbery story. Will Brown ever learn?

Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Rundle released this statement:

“My prosecutors are currently speaking with witnesses and reviewing all of the materials supplied by Miami Beach Police. Only after these reviews have been completed would any type of action be considered or taken. This is the basic process that every criminal case in Miami-Dade County undergoes.”

No arrests have been made as of this posting.

Chris is saying he has done nothing wrong and will cooperate fully with the investigation. He’s reportedly worried about being arrested because it could lead to the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office revoking his probation, which was set after he pleaded no contest to battery of former girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.

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