Chris Brown Allegedly Steals A Fan’s Phone

Chris Brown's tour of self destruction apparently continues. The poster child for anger mismanagement reportedly stole a fan's cell phone after being photographed with it, screaming an assurance that now the woman "ain't going to put that on no website." Well, he was right about the photo. Now we can just report about the alleged robbery.

HYSTERICAL NATURE VIDEO: Penguin Turns To Life of Crime.

As male penguins build a nest to attract a female, some penguins, too lazy to do the work, steal from others. Watch as this one guy hobbles back and forth from his neighbor's den, as the other penguin seems completely oblivious, going and finding stones to add to his pile - only to have them taken away each time.