POP SNAPSHOTS: Things That Tanning Mom Could Masquerade As
As the story of Patricia Krentcil (the mom who allegedly took her five year old tanning… and has a liiiiiiiitttttttle tanning problem herself) becomes a tv and web phenomenon, here’s a look at five things that she could easily camouflage with or portray on television and or silver screen.
For the record, I don’t generally enjoy being snarky – but I’m far from alone in thinking she’s gone off the deep end into Tannersville. She doesn’t understand how this is happening to her other than to say(according to TMZ): “There’s somebody out there for my whole life that doesn’t like me because they are jealous, fat and they’re ugly.” Charming.
Some of these ideas came at the recommendation of PGTW visitors and friends! If this serves as a rock bottom moment for her to go set some help, so be it.
So here she is – “Tanning Mom” as…
…a quirky, all-knowing, advice giving talking tree.
…orange muppet
…oompa loompa.
…as catcher’s mitt.
Magda from There’s Something About Mary…
… as a toasted marshmallow. The flavor is locked in!! 
Better yet…
Fruit leather… (this took 30 seconds to do)
As an apparition in a bell pepper…
…and perhaps as the Heat Miser…
We will resume being nice people tomorrow morning.
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Popping in to your nearest beauty salon is not the sole way to acquire a
spray tan; You can do it yourself in the comfort of your personal house.
Many people make weekly visits to the salon or purchase do-it-yourself-tanning kits such as My Spray Tan in order to have the effects of a sun tan but avoid the skin ramifications.
The chief component of Spray tan is known as DHA which plays a significant role in protecting one’s skin from harmful UV rays.
You then slowly rub in the bronzer into your skin and wait for the color to take
affect. Sunless tanning has become a billion dollar industry as this type
of tanning has taken the world by storm. Open up a bottle of fake tan and have yourself the best
appearance. Loose clothing won’t rub away color before it sets.
Today there are a lot of women who go for professional treatment to get this corrected.
Wrong Shade – For the best sunless tanning results you must use a tanning
solution with a shade that suits your skin tone and type.
Or is it the fact that everybody can see the
red bottom and know that you have a pair of these highly
expensive foot protectors.