Quentin Tarantino Saved Eli Roth From Being Drugged and Robbed!
Who would have known that a real life version of HEARTBREAKERS was possible? And that it could have happened to Eli Roth?!
Man Arrested For Attacking Roommate and Best Friend With Wolverine Claws!
A few days ago, we told you about how the real Walter White finally stood up. Today, we have yet another real-life story that is just too damn good to be true, and this time, it has to do with Wolverine's claws!
Amanda Bynes Has ANOTHER Car Accident
Amanda Bynes desperately needs a defensive driving course...or maybe just a bicycle...
Kristen Stewart Is Pissed She’s Getting Destroyed For Cheating Scandal
Kristen Stewart has yet to be seen publicly since her affair with her SNOW WHITE director Rupert Sanders broke. But we're getting word today that despite feeling remorse, she is absolutely furious that she is getting all the blame for the situation.
Ellen Page’s Twitter Death Threats Now Being Investigated By Police
The LAPD is investigating a series of Twitter death threats and phone calls to the L.A. Film Festival, all targeting JUNO actress Ellen Page.
Now YOU Can Date Octomom! It’ll Only Cost You $5,000!
Ladies and gentlemen, forget Match.com! Forget OKCupid! Hell, forget every type of dating there is out there, because we have the perfect girl for you!
POP SNAPSHOT: Olympic Divers, Reconceptualized.
That's my high-brow way of saying that someone took shots of the Olympic divers and made it look like they were, um... well... sitting on the toilet. It's totally wrong and totally hysterical.
THIS EXISTS: Check Out Luke Clark Tyler’s 78 Square Foot NYC Apartment
This video is proof that you can live with less. (Including less sanity perhaps, but still.) Designer Luke Clark Tyler has a lot of vision for such a small space... Check out his tiny 78-square-foot apartment in midtown Manhattan, where he has lived for five years.
Fans Actually Believe That TOTAL RECALL Actress Actually Has Three Breasts…Really?!?!
This makes me completely doubt the mental advancement of our society.
Let The Games Begin! Mary Poppins Will Fight Voldemort At the London Olympics!
After the 2008 Beijing Games opening ceremony blew the pants off of basically everyone watching, many were thinking how could the next guy possibly top it? Turns out that the guys behind London's opening ceremony have come up with the perfect plan: Mary Poppins versus Voldemort!
HOW MUCH Is Mariah Carey Getting For American Idol?!?!
As we reported earlier this week, the one and only Mariah Carey will be joining "American Idol" as their newest judge. But exactly how much is she making?!
VIDEO MASHUP: “Mr. Wizard” Was More Of A Jerk Than You May Remember
Remember the science show "Mr. Wizard's World"? Apparently its host, Don “Mr. Wizard” Herbert was more condescending and insulting that you may recall. No worry! A super-cutter has cut out all the work and edited together this mashup of his most rude moments.
CAUGHT ON TAPE: Crazy Collision Leaves Bystander Alive, But Likely With Soiled Pants.
TELL ME you wouldn't wet your pants if you were innocently pumping your gas when this suddenly happened.
SAY WHAT?!? VIDEO: This Guy Is No ‘Magic Mike.’
Someone is quite fond of their dance moves. So many questions. Among them... why, God, why???
STRANGE, FUNNY VIDEO: Guy Touts Hannah Montana ‘Coon Repellent’
Why he's just hanging out with a raccoon is the first of many questions. You can't make this stuff up.
OOPS on VIDEO: Reporter Makes One Tiny Mistake
She wanted to say 'elected." What a difference one letter can make.
HYSTERICAL VIDEO: Hidden Cameras Capture Gym-Goer’s Reactions As Babies Receive “Personal Training.”
The controversial commercial uses hidden cammeras to capture the priceless reactions from gym-goers when a personal trainer shows up to coach little babies of lifting weights and running the treadmill. The patrons are definitely confused and NOT amused. Whew... it's all a ruse for a Belgian ad for a breakfast cereal!
Mike Tyson Is Officially Heading For Broadway!
Over the last few years, Mike Tyson made his way from boxing legend to a FunnyorDie.com and THE HANGOVER treasure, and now, he wants to add Broadway star to his list.
Ex-“NYPD Blue” Writer Literally Punches His Poodle To Death
There are some stories out there that are so wrong, so horrible, and so damn sick that you don't even know how to write about it. This is one of those stories.
THAT’S JUST WRONG VIDEO:Miss Ohio Cites Pretty Woman As An Example Of Positive Portrayal Of Women In Film
During the infamous "Question" period of the Miss USA pageant, Ohio contestant Audrey Bolte was asked for a positive portayal of women on film. Her answer was a doozy.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino To Become A Comic Book Superhero
Soon 'The Situation' will be saving people from grenades and leaping tall kegs in a single bound. Apparently, the reality star has landed yet another deal - and it's a crazy one - to be a comic book superhero.
Justin Bieber is Now A Suspect In Assault and Battery Case
Justin Bieber is now officially a suspect in a criminal battery case.
Is Tara Reid Dating Someone Almost Twice Her Age?!
So Tara Reid might just like her men a little more…mature…
Jenna Jameson Arrested For DUI
Former pornstar Jenna Jameson was arrested early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence.
CRAZY STORY OF THE DAY: Man Allegedly Punches 10-Year-Old Kid In Face At TITANIC 3D Screening!
This, by far, is my favorite story of the week. I don't think it could ever get better than this, especially with such completely different accounts of what happened!