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Mike Finkelstein is wondering what it would be like to spend a day with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken. Would it be relaxing? Would it be...
Mike Finkelstein is the newest stripper at his local Jewish strip club, “Big Noses N’ All”. He never had a lesson in his life, so he...
Mike Finkelstein is terrified about the end of the world. He’s wondering how things will work out if we all knew that everything was going to...
Mike Finkelstein just went on an emotional roller coaster ride, and for the first time ever, teared up in a movie (don’t tell anyone…). Here is...
Mike Finkelstein is having some really horrible dreams. Some have to do with death, some have to do with kidnapping and stabbings. Mostly, they just have...
Mike Finkelstein will give you five minutes of his time. No more, no less. Within those five minutes, anything you need from him is yours. Afterwards,...
Mike Finkelstein was working so hard to make something of himself, that he lost focus of who he was. Then, a kind soul named Ned came...
Mike Finkelstein likes monkeys. They’re cute and cuddly and he wants one as a pet. Before he bought one, his mom told him to go see...
Mike Finkelstein woke up one morning in the body of his best friend. Really confused, and not remembering anything that happened the night before, he decided...
Mike Finkelstein obviously needs no help when it comes to the ladies. But IF he did, he would definitely ask Ryan Gosling for some advice. That’s...
Mike Finkelstein has a best friend. She’s a girl. They argue about how far they could take their relationship before things get complicated. The argument ends...
Mike Finkelstein wanted to become the greatest superhero in the world. Hell, he wanted to be a symbol of everything that is good. So one day,...
It is the end of an era, and Mike Finkelstein knows it. Complete with Hogwarts uniform, his wand, a random owl and a $9.99 broomstick from...
Mike Finkelstein is having a dinner party. His friends are very strange, and he has an affinity for makeup. You don’t want to be around when...
Mike Finkelstein was in the city of Chicago when he was attacked by a load of morphing trucks and cars. Luckily, some more morphing trucks and...
Mike Finkelstein was relaxing in his backyard when he was suddenly picked up by a big green ball of energy. He met an alien, then a...
Mike Finkelstein likes to make home movies (no, not like Anthony Weiner or Kim Kardashian, you perverts…). One day, he said he found something on his...
Mike Finkelstein was looking for a little artistic inspiration last night, and decided to walk around New York City. The clock struck twelve, and being a...
Mike Finkelstein has some special powers. He could read people’s minds, control metals, morph into any person’s shape, and turn blue. Turns out that Hollywood made...
Mike Finkelstein took a trip to…somewhere… When he got there, he…um…not sure, actually…heh. Damn…I’m sorry…I just woke up and I can’t remember a thin—AHHH!!! Where did...
Mike Finkelstein was drinking in a bar one night, when he passed out and woke up on a pirate ship. There, he met a strange, feminine...
Mike Finkelstein was the Best Man at his cousin’s wedding a few months back. Everything was awesome and the bachelor party in Vegas was absolutely ridiculous...
Mike Finkelstein was home watching an old episode of “Sex and the City” when he got a weird phone call from some guy with a cold. ...
Mike Finkelstein decided one day that he wanted to be smart. Instead of reading, learning, or trying a craft, he figured he’d do what Bradley Cooper...
Mike Finkelstein was supposed to go to a Broadway play Friday night in the city. Then, he saw a bunch of guys wearing fedoras and suddenly...
