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Movie Review: Magic Mike

Mike Finkelstein is the newest stripper at his local Jewish strip club, “Big Noses N’ All”. He never had a lesson in his life, so he decided to go to the movies for inspiration. Sadly, no one did any dances to “Hava Nagila”. Here is his review for “Magic Mike”.

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Mike Finkelstein is the newest stripper at his local Jewish strip club, “Big Noses N’ All”.  He never had a lesson in his life, so he decided to go to the movies for inspiration.  Sadly, no one did any dances to “Hava Nagila”.  Here is his review for “Magic Mike”.

PLOT: Magic Mike (Channing Tatum) can do anything.  He can build you furniture, build your house, and talk to the ladies.  And oh yeah…most importantly, he could strip.  So when a young man named Adam (Alex Pettyfer) stumbles into Mike’s domain, Mike takes him under his wing and teaches him all about a world filled with women, money, and a hell of a good time.

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MIKE’S REVIEW:  Let’s be honest…How many jokes did you come up with when you heard that Channing Tatum was making an autobiographical movie about his stripper days?  (I know I had a couple in there.)  I don’t think anyone really thought something of substance was going to come out of that initial description.  But then Steven Soderbergh and Matthew McConaughey got involved.  And then we saw the first trailer, as well as the rest of the cast.  And the hype built and built and built, and suddenly, MAGIC MIKE hit movie screens with a vengeance, and yeah…it’s actually a pretty damn good time.

MAGIC MIKE follows the titular Mike, a man of many talents and identities, including furniture building, construction, and being a stripper at a downtown Florida club.  When he meets Adam (Alex Pettyfer), a young man with no real direction, he takes him under his wing in the world of stripping and together, the two quickly become the club’s lead attraction.  Soon, however, the temptations of women, money and drugs start to knock at Adam’s door, and it’s up to Mike to try and get him back on track, even if it’s at the cost of his own dreams and a budding relationship with Adam’s protective older sister, Brooke (Cody Horn).

We’ll get to all that drama in just a bit…

Let me answer this question right off the bat: despite the comparisons it has already gathered, MAGIC MIKE is no SHOWGIRLS (thank goodness).  Yes, there are many, many thong-clad behinds, but no full frontal nudity (unless you count one very amusing shot having to do with a certain pump…), and to be honest, we really don’t need it.  We start off with McConaughey’s Dallas lecturing all the ladies in his Club Xquisite with what they can and can’t touch on the dancing boys.  It’s the audience’s first glimpse at what we have coming…a perfectly fit tease given the subject matter…and for the next hour, it’s nothing but fun and games.

From that tease, we jump into Mike’s life, which is just as enticing.  The man does construction in the sun on glorious houses, picks up women for his show in the clubs of Tampa, dances for easy money, parties and gets laid.  Add onto that the nice depth of Mike wanting to do something more with his furniture business, and we also enjoy a pleasant touch of humanity for the character.

Speaking of Mike, I am coming to respect Channing Tatum more and more with every film he is in.  Yes, we could all make jokes about MAGIC MIKE and the actor’s stripper past, but the fact that Tatum took this idea from scratch and made it into what it’s become is more than impressive.  He is becoming a better actor with every new entry, and here, he is completely in his element, ready to show off a hell of a lot of charm, and some ridiculous dance moves that every single man in the audience will be jealous of.

The rest of the guys also seem to be having an absolute blast together, no one greater than Matthew McConaughey as the badass leader.  McConaughey is known for taking his shirt off, and this time around, I don’t think there’s more than two minutes total where he actually has his shirt on!  (And don’t worry, ladies, he may be the leader of the pack, but you have your moment of payoff later in the show.)  While the rest of the group, including “White Collar” star Matt Bomer, “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello, and “CSI Miami” star Adam Rodriguez, don’t really have much to do besides be backup and look pretty, there is a real solidarity amongst them that makes us feel like they’ve been together for years.

The real issues with the movie, however, come in the second half.  Around the midpoint, we are introduced to a number of different conflicts, including a growing drug addiction, a sleazy employer, and bad guys wanting payment.   All of these are introduced beautifully and subtly by Soderbergh, but in the end, none get the attention they deserve to come to a solid resolution.  I’m not sure if Soderbergh wanted to keep the fates of all these men ambiguous, or he was just afraid of diving too deep into dark territory, but I was disappointed with that lack of closure.  One scene in particular was especially discouraging, if only because it could have been a game changer for the film, and instead ended up being nothing but a throw away (and the only time I questioned Tatum’s acting choices).

MAGIC MIKE is not trying to be Shakespeare by any means.  What it is trying to be is a hell of a fun time for people wanting to see a movie on a Friday night.  And on that level, it succeeded in spades.  Gay men and women will love it because of the boys, and straight men will love it because they’ll want to be the boys.  Yes, when the drama piles on, the story somewhat cracks under the pressure, but what can we really expect from an entry that will be put in a category that includes SHOWGIRLS, STRIPTEASE and any Pamela Anderson movie?  Usually, the answer is not much.  This time around, the answer is a good time, and yeah…probably a hell of a lot of boyfriends being forced to sign up for lap dance classes…

GRADE: B

Mike’s LIKES:

1) GROUP DYNAMIC: These guys are having an absolute blast together, and it’s completely obvious to all of us watching.   We have a good time because they’re having a good time.

2) DANCING: Some of the dance moves that these five come up with are, by far, some of the best moves put to film.  Every guy, especially Tatum, can move with a fire under their ass, and you will either be praying (if a guy) that you could dance like that, or (if a girl) you had a guy who could dance like that.

3) CHANNING TATUM: With every movie Tatum does, I become a bigger fan.  He is getting better and better as an actor, and here, he is right in his element when it comes to both the character and the dancing.

4) SPIN MOVE: I won’t give any more description, but I will say that when Tatum did this move, I was absolutely shocked that it wasn’t sped up at all.  Damn…

Mike’s DISLIKES:

1) TRYING FOR TOO MUCH: When you’re watching a movie that seems to be going so well, it almost hurts to point out such a huge issue.  I understand where Tatum was trying to go with all these wonderful plot conflicts (and all of them are introduced very well, I might add…), but in the end, so much drama causes the resolutions to suffer, and we are left with certain conclusions that are less than satisfactory.

2) CODY HORN: While she was perfectly fine at some moments, Horn seemed to be the only sore thumb in the group.  Granted, there is one scene where she is absolutely amazing emotionally, but then there are others where nothing seems to be coming out.  Inconsistent, but great when the magic is turned on.

EXTRA FACTS:

1) Channing Tatum originally wanted Nicolas Winding Refn to direct the film, but Refn had major scheduling conflicts with with ONLY GOD FORGIVES.

2) Two of Tatum’s former stripper buddies told certain media outlets that they felt Tatum stole their story for his own personal gain.  To this day, Tatum has largely denied this, saying that any specific storyline or moves he used in the film were all works of fiction.

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‘Saved By The Bell’ Cast Reunited For 30th Anniversary – And I’m So Excited

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If you think your high school experience feels like ancient history then it won’t bring you any comfort to know that Saved By The Bell debuted 30 years ago!

Back in 1989, Saved By The Bell hit the small screen and quickly became a television staple. Over the course of its four seasons, the sitcom followed Zach Morris and his unique blend of friends as they navigated the tricky waters of high school. Everyone had a favorite Bayside Tiger and the series spawned many memorable scenes…but you are a liar if you didn’t say your favorite scene was where Jessie broke down crying after coming to terms with her caffeine pill addiction while crying out the most iconic line ever, “I’m so excited…I’m so excited…I’m so…scared”

 

In any event, some of Bayside’s most memorable students reunited over the weekend to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the hit sitcom. Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zach Morris), Tiffany Thiessen (Kelly Kapowski), Mario Lopez (A.C. Slater) and Elizabeth Berkley (Jessie Spano) all gathered together to hit us right in the nostalgia. Notably missing were Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle) and Dustin Diamond (Screech). Berkley wrote on her Instagram “FRIENDS FOREVER!!!” along with some sweet and fun hashtags. Lopez upped the ante and posted a video recapping the fun time the gang had as they reminisced on the days way back when. WHY WASN’T THIS TELEVISED?!? Many are speculating the reunion to be the beginnings of a reboot or revival but nothing of the sort has yet been confirmed.

 

 

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Dr. Phil Shaved Off His Mustache And Suddenly I Don’t Phil So Good

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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…or shave it in this case.

Talk show host Dr. Phil is known for three things: Giving advice. A strong southern drawl. And an mustache so thick, it could have a milkshake named after it. I mean just take a look at that furried upper lip in all of it’s glory!

For as long as Dr. Phil has been on television he has that mustache, so you could imagine the worldwide hysteria that ensued when he posted a video with his stache slathered in shaving cream while holding a razor dangerously close to it. I mean…what could have inspired this sudden fit of rash behavior?!

He wouldn’t really go through with it though right? I mean no one likes change…right? Wrong! Here’s what the tv host looks like without his stache…and let’s just say, it is most certainly not what the doctor ordered!

After sharing his most traumatizing content since the “Cash Me Outside” girl, Dr. Phil posted this video insuring that the entire stunt was actually just an April Fool’s joke.

 

I’m definitely going to need some mood elevators to recover from this one! I love a makeover as much as the next guy, but some things are better left alone!

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REALI-TEASE: Porsha Williams Confirms ‘RHOA’ Spin-off

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It’s no longer just word on the curb, Porsha Williams has confirmed her Real Housewives Of Atlanta spin-off!

Porsha joined the RHOA cast back in season 5 and has been the center of a lot of excitement ever since. Even with all of the scepter snatches and best-friend betrayals she’s endured in the past, some would say this has been Porsha’s most exciting season yet. This year fans saw Porsha date the man who would put a ring on her finger and a bun in her oven. Since wrapping season 11 of RHOA, Porsha and fiancé, Dennis McKinley, have had their daughter, Pilar Jhena, and now it looks like fans will get to see all the events leading up to that birth. After weeks of speculation, Porsha took to social media to confirm her own spin-off entitled The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Porsha’s Having A BabyNo word on how many episodes the spin-off will consist of but we can be sure it will be some fun tv! 

 

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