Mike Finkelstein is wondering what it would be like to spend a day with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken. Would it be relaxing? Would it be...
Mike Finkelstein was recently treated to more stories about sparkling vampires. This time, however, a little girl was involved, and that caused a bunch of new...
Mike Finkelstein has always known that truth is stranger than fiction…how else could he explain his life so far? But that belief was just proven yet...
Mike Finkelstein is the newest stripper at his local Jewish strip club, “Big Noses N’ All”. He never had a lesson in his life, so he...
Mike Finkelstein took a trip to Rome recently. It was a city filled with wonderful people, beautiful women, and gorgeous scenery. Oh, and there was a...
Mike Finkelstein wants to be a pretty, pretty princess. He wants all the boys of the kingdom to fawn over him and fight for his hand....
Mike Finkelstein is terrified about the end of the world. He’s wondering how things will work out if we all knew that everything was going to...
Mike Finkelstein just traveled back in time to 1985. It was a wonderful age, filled with crazy club nights, rock stars, and the best music you...
Mike Finkelstein believes in the oppression of the people of Wadiya. He is in full support of the supreme leader, Admiral General Aladeen. So when a...
Mike Finkelstein is heading back home for his high school reunion. Luckily, he has been brushing up on the AMERICAN PIE films for all the things...
One of the best documentaries I've seen all year has finally hit DVD.
Mike Finkelstein wants to run for office so he could make this country a better place. For some inspiration, he decided to watch a film about...
Mike Finkelstein had an hour long conversation with a friend. He wondered how something as simple as a conversation would look dramatized and thrown up on...
Mike Finkelstein is being offered a mission, should he choose to accept it. Go to the theater. See an action movie starring Tom Cruise that absolutely...
Mike Finkelstein was getting ready for the New Year and needed some inspiration. Suddenly, he saw previews for a new holiday film that was directed by...
Mike Finkelstein decided to take a trip back to when he was five years old. Suddenly, he saw Kermit the Frog! And there’s Miss Piggy! And...
Mike Finkelstein took a flight to Hawaii to escape all the troubles of life. Turns out he met some people that made him realize there is...
Mike Finkelstein wants to sparkle in the sunlight. He also thinks that marrying a vampire probably isn’t the best idea…Here is his review of “The Twilight...
Mike Finkelstein’s body was overloaded today by a severe influx of cuteness when he was surrounded by fluffy baby penguins. They ran up to him from...
Mike Finkelstein lost a lot of money in the stock market. It turns out that Alan Alda, who seems to be the nicest guy in the...
Mike Finkelstein was in the holiday spirit and wanted to visit some old friends. He was also in the mood for White Castle. He figured he’d...
Mike Finkelstein is a huge fan of ONCE. He has been falling slowly ever since 2006, and he wanted to get a peek into the world...
Mike Finkelstein recently saw a documentary that turned him inside out. Here is his review for “Incendiary: The Willingham Case”. PLOT: A documentary on the case...
Mike Finkelstein just went on an emotional roller coaster ride, and for the first time ever, teared up in a movie (don’t tell anyone…). Here is...
Mike Finkelstein is having some really horrible dreams. Some have to do with death, some have to do with kidnapping and stabbings. Mostly, they just have...