Somewhere in the world of J.C. Penney, a buyer is having a really lousy day... And they should be. Their decision to offer shirts for girls that read: "I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me" wasn't received so well by the American public.
How this is supposed to make you like Del Monte I'm not quite sure. It might actually have the opposite effect.
In any case. The fruit/novelty food people you loved for bananas (they're the third largest supplier of 'em) has gone bananas, making a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff and photographed him eating it, essentially making David Hasselhoff eat himself.