JC Penney’s Bad Day All Started With This T-Shirt.

Somewhere in the world of J.C. Penney, a buyer is having a really lousy day... And they should be. Their decision to offer shirts for girls that read: "I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me" wasn't received so well by the American public.

VIDEO: Del Monte Merges David Hasselhoff With A Popsicle, Creates “The Hoffsicle.”

How this is supposed to make you like Del Monte I'm not quite sure. It might actually have the opposite effect. In any case. The fruit/novelty food people you loved for bananas (they're the third largest supplier of 'em) has gone bananas, making a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff and photographed him eating it, essentially making David Hasselhoff eat himself.