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Kelly Ripa’s Wax Figure Looks More Like An Obsessed Fan Than Ripa Herself.

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Ripa draws upon her experience as an actress to pretend she’s not horrified by the lack of resemblance between her and her wax figure.. 

Recognize the woman next to Kelly Ripa? No? That’s a shame, because the folks at Madame Tussaud’s would like you to believe that it IS her. Despite the fact that Ripa has been on television five days a week for the past ten years or so, providing plenty of photo reference, there is something oddly Single White Female about the wax likeness… as if someone she knew decided they wanted to look as much like Ripa as they can… bleaching their hair, even buying a red dress like the one Ripa has! But it still falls slightly flat and entirely creepy.

Mind you, if ever I was to get a figure of myself immortalized in wax, the Tussaud’s version of me would have pectoral implants, a narrower nose and the undereye lines would certainly be addressed. I would most certainly be unrecognizable. But Ripa needs no adjustments – she’s beautiful and instantly recognizable as a tv personality.  So we should be able to recognize her figure just as easily.

So how is Madame Tussaud’s doing lately? You be the judge. Here’s a few recent additions to their collection…

This one of Diddy, or P Diddy, or Puff, or Sean Combs, or whatever, is pretty darn good.

This Mary Hart one is so good it’s scary. They may ask it to help with red carpet coverage next year if Mary gets sick, because it doesn’t talk back. Unfortunately, its horrible on teleprompter.

We’ve secretly replaced your Jonas Brothers with alien replicants. And we gave one of them a Marlo Thomas wig. Try and act comfortable.

 

This Tyra one will not be advancing to become America’s Next Top Wax Model. Pretty, though.

This Kate Moss one is good. I’m sure there’s a joke about cocaine or something, but I’m not going to make it. I’m not that tacky. Although by referencing the possibility of a cocaine joke, I establish that in fact I am that tacky. 

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AWKWARD: Ross Didn’t Like His Pet Monkey On ‘Friends’?!?

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Remember back in the 90’s on Friends when Ross got a pet monkey while living in New York City and no one batted an eye? Those were truly simpler times. Here in the jaded 2019, we just discovered that David Schwimmer didn’t like working with that monkey and now I don’t know what to believe anymore.

Last night, Matt LeBlanc stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote his latest sitcom, Man With A Plan, but it was his chat about a particular Friends star that has the internet buzzing. When Jimmy Kimmel coyly asked if Matt keeps in touch with Marcel the monkey (who is actually named Katie in real life), Matt shared a nugget of information that I wasn’t prepared to ingest. David Schwimmer did not like working with the monkey!

“I liked the monkey! I like animals, and the monkey was really cool. Schwimmer… Not so much. He’s the one that had to work with it the most, so he was like, ‘Again with the monkey?’ But I got along great with it.”

Ouch. Right in the nostalgia. Apparently Katie the monkey wasn’t always the most cooperative co-star as Matt recounted the time she forced taping to come to a complete halt when she climbed above the lighting grid to hang out on the ceiling. It took about thirty minutes and a few mealworms to finally get the monkey back down to the set! Talk about a diva.

Check out the fun interview below! Click ahead to 3:05 mark to hear all about the monkey business.

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VIDEO: The 38 Seconds Of Video Lori Loughlin’s Daughter Olivia Jade Is Regretting Right Now.

In a video from last year, Loughlin’s daughter says she will balance trips to Fiji and NYC into her school calendar, “doesn’t know how much of school (she is) going to attend” but she wants the experience of game days, partying, and “doesn’t really care about school, as you know.”

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As mom Lori Loughlin faces allegations she paid 500,000 to help get her daughter Olivia Jade into college as a member of the crew team – even sending photographs of her daughter on a rowing machine to create the impression she was an athlete – a video made by her daughter in August is making the rounds again for the embarrassing references she makes to not even caring about getting an education in the first place.

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In the video, an entitled Olivia Jade, a YouTuber followed by 2 million people on the video platform, says she will balance trips to Fiji and NYC into her school calendar, “doesn’t know how much of school (she is) going to attend” but she wants the experience of game days, partying, and “doesn’t really care about school, as you know.”

Why she hasn’t taken this video down yet completely escapes me.

Naturally, social media has unleashed upon her, although it is unclear whether Olivia Jade even know her entrance into college was a result of bribes, (if the allegations are proven correct.)

In either case, the social media celebrity had to apologize days after this video first came out, and is more than likely wishing she had taken it down entirely now…

 

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WATCH: This Champagne Tower Video Does Not End Well

This guy will have a story to tell for the rest of his life.

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