George Clooney is Single Again! (Yeah, Like That’s a Surprise…)

We all knew it was coming at some point…George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis have split!

According to TMZ, the two just released a joint statement, saying:

“We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”

Let’s take a moment to mourn the loss of the relationship that we all thought could have possibly made Georgy settle down again…

Clooney and Canalis dated for about two years, and Canalis always said that she was going to get married.

I guess it just wasn’t to Dr. Ross…

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