Levi Johnston’s Sketchy, Snarky Comments Are Back

Levi Johnston’s ‘long awaited’ book is finally coming out! (As a game, try to read that last line aloud without laughing!) According to the Associated Press, Johnston says that ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin (daughter of Sarah Palin) got pregnant intentionally to take a sort of revenge on her mother. Johnston says when Bristol found out in 2008 her mother, Sarah Palin, was expecting a baby, she said to him: “let’s get pregnant.”

Makes perfect sense. Bristol, who has already put out her own book, had said she lost her virginity to Johnston on a camping trip where they got drunk on wine coolers. (As is the custom.)

Johnston says he had “been too dumb” to use protection, but points out that he know having a baby was what Bristol wanted. She became pregnant at age 17.

“Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs,” comes out Sept. 20.