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VIDEO: Terry Crews Returns To Old Spice! This Time, He’s Playing The Drums With His Muscles!

There’s something about seeing Terry Crews in an Old Spice commercial that’s a lot like returning home. It just feels so comfortable and perfect…as well as strange and hysterical.

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There’s something about seeing Terry Crews in an Old Spice commercial that’s a lot like returning home.  It just feels so comfortable and perfect…as well as strange and hysterical.

Even with his stint on “The Newsroom” and THE EXPENDABLES 2 destroying the competition in theaters, Crews took some time to film one more viral commercial.  This time, all of his muscles are hooked up to percussion instruments, and we get a hell of a tune just with flexing.

Check out the video below, and when you’re done, click here to record your OWN remix with your keyboard!  (Good way to waste some time when you’re waiting for 5PM to hit…)

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Disney+ Series ‘Muppets Now’ Reveals Shocking Detail About The Swedish Chef

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Bork, Bork, Bork?!

If you haven’t taken the time to check out the new Disney+ series Muppets Now, stop reading and start streaming! The improv sitcom is an unscripted, segmented series in which our favorite fur-covered friends put together a digital show. Think The Muppet Show meets millennials. I watched the first episode, which became available for streaming as of July 31st, and I smiled through the entire thirty minutes. It’s cute and campy and reminds us all why we love The Muppets so much. I was enjoying the childhood nostalgia of seeing Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy and the rest of the gang when suddenly our favorite gibberish-spewing chef came on the screen to partake in a cooking challenge. Of course I was prepared to giggle at the Swedish Chef’s horrendous attempt at cooking but I was immediately distracted and could only focus on one shocking detail!

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Did you see it? Can you see what I was distracted by?! The stached Swede is wearing a wedding ring on his left hand! The Swedish Chef is married?!?!

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I mean, sure, it’s not surprising with the sexy foreign accent and killer eyebrows but still, I would have never guessed the chef had someone waiting at home for him! Since the chef is one of the few Muppets to actually feature human hands, I first thought the ring might have belonged to a neglectful puppeteer who forgot to take off their ring. But I did a quick Wikipedia search and apparently the Swedish Chef has been donning the gold ring since 2010 and is known to be married!

I guess there truly is a lid for every pot.

Muppets Now is now available for streaming on Disney+.

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‘The Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Parodied Dolly Parton To Create A Theme Song For All The ‘Karen’s’ Out There

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These “Karens” are workin’ 9 to 5 on our last nerve.

By now you probably know that the term “Karen” is typically reserved for white women who throw tantrums over things that don’t really require tantrum throwing. Amid the coronavirus pandemic, the “Karens” have been especially vocal about not wanting to wear a mask usually citing constitutional freedom as the reason. Over the passed few weeks we have seen headlines about these women coughing on pro-maskers, verbally assaulting eye witnesses and even destroying property all to prove the point that they can and will do whatever they want. It’s annoying. Well, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert took the these suburban lemons and turned them into a hilarious pitcher of lemonade with a parody of the Dolly Parton classic “Jolene,” appropriately renamed “Karen.”

The PSA begins with actual news footage covering the stories of anti-maskers before cutting to a vintage clip of Parton in a pink jumpsuit with an anonymous singer belting out the altered lyrics which poke fun at all the angry scene makers. “You go on rants at Trader Joe’s, sit on the ground at the Costco, say wearing masks is the devil’s law,” the unseen singer croons. “Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, please just wear a mask you big dumbass” she continues to implore.

Like all good satire, the video is hilarious but also contains an important message. The CDC as well as countless medical professionals have all agreed that wearing a mask is the best way to prevent the spread of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

Wear a mask! And check out the funny video below!

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‘HQ Words’ Host Anna Roisman Wrote A ‘Porno’ When She Was 8 And It Is Hilarious

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There are illustrations and everything.

***NSFW-ish***

I never went to sleep-away camp but after seeing what Anna Roisman worked on one summer when she was 8 I kinda wish I did.

Comedian and HQ Words host Anna Roisman took to social media earlier to share the pornographic novel she and her best friend wrote at sleep away camp. The novel, which her mother preserved in bubble wrap, is entitled “The Funky D**k Baby” and serves as a hilarious look into the naive mind of an 8-year old. The adult-ish story centers on a man and a “women” who have anatomically incorrect intercourse which results in an even more anatomically incorrect pregnancy and birth.

The entire video is riddled with infectious giggles and ends with Roisman revealing that her father hates the book which just makes the entire thing even funnier. Fatherly disproval and an obscure plot line? Sounds like the makings of any good porn though, really.

Check out the hilarious video below!

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