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VIDEO: Family Of Idiots Gets Lost In Corn Maze, Call 9-1-1.

There is almost too much stupidity in this story for me to bear. A family in Massachusetts got lost in a corn maze, and called 9-1-1. Oh yeah, part of their desperate plea? They had a three month old baby with them. IN the corn maze. After dark. There is so much wrong with these people I don't know where to begin. Listen to their ridiculous 9-1-1 call.

VIDEO: Baby Has ‘Conversation’ With R2D2 Toy.

Sometimes we think babies are talking. And some of those times, they're just blabbering. Take this adorable little kid Trent, who is doing his best to communicate with a Star Wars R2D2 toy. Cute! Plus, someday, when Trent needs therapy, (and he probably will,) he'll have this video to provide to the doctor.

JUST RELEASED: Betty White Music Video. (I’ll Explain)

Yes, Betty White has released a music video. No, she is not trying to become a dance sensation. White, a spokesperson for Thelifeline, did the song as part of her spokeswoman-ness. But the tune, called "I'm Still Hot" benefits her life's love, animals. Proceeds from sales of the song go to the Los Angeles Zoo.

POP VIDEO PARODY: Funny Fake PSA Calls Out Bizarre Pop Stars Who Tell Folks To “Be Yourself.”

You can't really criticize the healthy message of 'be yourself.' But this funny, fake public service announcement makes some interesting points - featuring parodies of pop stars like Gaga, Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj talking about how they discovered 'being yourself' requires shooting whipped cream out of the chests, getting out of eggs, and other outlandlish stuff. Funny performances here!

VIDEO: Angry Turkey Terrorizing Neighborhood.

A neighborhood in Sacramento was reporting a turkey that was stalking the residents... chasing them down, attacking joggers, generally making everyone miserable and terrified. Duffy Kelly, an intrepid producer for ABC affiliate News10, went to investigate. As she tried to get some quality closeups of the bird with her video camera, all hell broke loose.

Simpsons May Survive After All!?

There is an entire generation of people who have never known a world without the Simpsons. Now, it looks like the animated series, which is in its 23rd season, has a better chance of surviving the salary dispute and could allow it to reach a 24th... if everyone survives the war of negotiations expected to take place among the major players today.

Denise Richards Heading To 30 Rock!

Actress and one-time wife to Charlie Sheen is getting more and more acting gigs. Richards, who has dodged a wild array of questions about her former husband in the past year, is celebrating a new guest spot on the NBC comedy "30 Rock."