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Court Case Reveals Who Will Die On Desperate Housewives.

The bizarro court case between Nicollete Sheridan and Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry got even more strange when testimony revealed the actor who would be killed off the show. (Producers had tried to keep it a secret all season.) If you don't wanna know... stop reading now.

VIDEO: Old Wounds Get Opened Up On The View

It didn't take long for Barbara Walters to bring up the dramatic day that Jones dropped viewers (and Barbara) a bomb and said she was leaving the show. You probably know that she was in fact DROPPED from the show, and it all got messy from there because NO ONE TAKES BARBARA BY SURPRISE. Watch them hash it out...

Chaz Bono Sent Home From Dancing With The Stars

After a chaotic Monday night on ABC's Dancing with the Stars that found pro castmember Maksim Chmerkovskiy sounding off on the judges, it came close to being a close race for elimination. But in the end, it was Chaz Bono who ended up leaving the competition show.

VIDEO: Angry Turkey Terrorizing Neighborhood.

A neighborhood in Sacramento was reporting a turkey that was stalking the residents... chasing them down, attacking joggers, generally making everyone miserable and terrified. Duffy Kelly, an intrepid producer for ABC affiliate News10, went to investigate. As she tried to get some quality closeups of the bird with her video camera, all hell broke loose.

Home Improvement Reunites for Entertainment Weekly

Anyone who denies having a morbid curiousity about seeing and examining how people (and even moreso, celebrities) grow and look older is LYING. So, behold the cast of Home Improvement, who got together for Entertainment Weekly's special issue reuniting cast members from hit shows of the past.