Mike Finkelstein is wondering what it would be like to spend a day with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken. Would it be relaxing? Would it be crazy? Would it be everything he ever dreamed it could be? One day, he went to the movies to find out…suddenly, Mike is a little scared to hang out with Walken and Pacino. Here is his review for “Stand Up Guys”.
Mike Finkelstein was recently treated to more stories about sparkling vampires. This time, however, a little girl was involved, and that caused a bunch of new problems. Damn kids…always starting sh*t…Here is his review of “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II”
Mike Finkelstein has always known that truth is stranger than fiction…how else could he explain his life so far? But that belief was just proven yet again when he went to the movies one day, and saw just how far one CIA operation went to get back their men. Here is his review of “Argo”.
Mike Finkelstein is the newest stripper at his local Jewish strip club, “Big Noses N’ All”. He never had a lesson in his life, so he decided to go to the movies for inspiration. Sadly, no one did any dances to “Hava Nagila”. Here is his review for “Magic Mike”.
Mike Finkelstein took a trip to Rome recently. It was a city filled with wonderful people, beautiful women, and gorgeous scenery. Oh, and there was a little anxious man named Woody that followed him around everywhere…it was somewhat strange. Either way, he found time while there to see a film about the location. Here is his review of “To Rome With Love”.
Mike Finkelstein wants to be a pretty, pretty princess. He wants all the boys of the kingdom to fawn over him and fight for his hand. Sadly, he soon woke up from his dream and realized he still lived somewhere around New York City…eh well. He’ll just have to live out his thoughts on the movie screen. Here is his review for “Brave”.
Mike Finkelstein is terrified about the end of the world. He’s wondering how things will work out if we all knew that everything was going to end. However, instead of watching some Michael Bay movies to brush up on the subject (Bruce Willis got out of the oil drilling business years ago), he decided to aim for something a little more…human. Here is his review of “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World”.
Mike Finkelstein just traveled back in time to 1985. It was a wonderful age, filled with crazy club nights, rock stars, and the best music you could get your hands on! Oh, and he also got a flock of seagulls haircut…that was probably not the best choice…Here is his review of “Rock of Ages”.
Mike Finkelstein believes in the oppression of the people of Wadiya. He is in full support of the supreme leader, Admiral General Aladeen. So when a documentary about the wonderful life of the supreme leader hit theaters in America, Mike made sure he was first in line, three weeks early. Now, while smelling like a homeless person due to living in a sleeping bag outside his local theater for three weeks, here is his review of “The Dictator”.
Mike Finkelstein is heading back home for his high school reunion. Luckily, he has been brushing up on the AMERICAN PIE films for all the things NOT to do when he gets back. Here is his review of ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œAmerican Reunion.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
One of the best documentaries I’ve seen all year has finally hit DVD.
Mike Finkelstein wants to run for office so he could make this country a better place. For some inspiration, he decided to watch a film about a woman who did just that. Instead, he just started to develop a British accent. Here is his review of ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThe Iron Lady.”
Mike Finkelstein is being offered a mission, should he choose to accept it. Go to the theater. See an action movie starring Tom Cruise that absolutely blows the rest of the action movies this year out of the water. Buy popcorn. DonÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t get killed. He did all this, and even bought gummy worms. Mission accomplished. Here is his review of ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œMission Impossible: Ghost ProtocolÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â.
Mike Finkelstein was getting ready for the New Year and needed some inspiration. Suddenly, he saw previews for a new holiday film that was directed by Garry Marshall and filled to the brim with celebrities. He decided that that would be his inspiration for the amazing night. Here is his review of New Year’s Eve.
Mike Finkelstein decided to take a trip back to when he was five years old. Suddenly, he saw Kermit the Frog! And thereÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s Miss Piggy! And Animal! And Beaker! And Rowlf! His heart just exploded from happiness. Here is his review of ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThe Muppets.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
Mike Finkelstein wants to sparkle in the sunlight. He also thinks that marrying a vampire probably isnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t the best ideaÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦Here is his review of ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œThe Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part IÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â