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Lindsay Lohan’s Promising Career Replaced By A Series Of Depressing Mugshots.

Lindsay Lohan’s latest trip to jail for violating her probation has brought a sad trend to light. Lately, she makes more mugshots than movies. In court testimony, her lawyer even agreed that opportunities in the United States have pretty much dried up.

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Lindsay Lohan’s latest trip to jail for violating her probation has brought a sad trend to light. Lately, she  makes more mugshots than movies. In court testimony, her lawyer even agreed that opportunities in the United States have pretty much dried up.

And so, yet another mugshot, this one apparently her fifth in four years, was taken after Lohan was handcuffed and detained at the courthouse for missing too many Community Service appointments. Someone eventually paid the 100 thousand dollars in bail and she was released. She’ll return to court November 2nd.

The pics show the sad decline of a once promising career. (And, between us, a progessively lower-end haircolorist. Snap! I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist. Now let’s get back to the fact that this whole thing is pretty darn sad.)

At the hearing, Lindsay’s defense used a familiar tactic for Lohan’s probation negligence…  she was busy with work. But the judge didn’t buy it.

“She is supposed to be an actress from what I hear. I don’t know how much acting work she’s done or is doing,” Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner said.

But Lohan’s lawyer said that the actress’s trips to Europe are necessary because, frankly, no one wants her here.

“Her opportunities are, unfortunately right now, limited,’’ said Shawn Holley. “Her opportunities are not in this country. They’re outside this country. And her traveling to Europe was not to have fun. It was to make money to support herself and to support her family.”

Among the jobs Lohan had booked recently, (and really, the only one I could find record of) was a gig as the face of a fashion line.

I’m in Hollywood this week, and the topic of Lindsay Lohan came up more than once over dinner with friends, and it still remains a polarizing issue: is she to be pitied, as a person with no proper parental support who is yet to overcome a crippling addiction, or reviled as someone who has squandered every possible opportunity to get herself back on track?

Does Lindsay’s track make you sad, or mad?

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Watch How This Hasselhoff Deepfake Takes Years Off The Actor!

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Visual effects artist Chris Ume takes countless images of David Hasselhoff from his past Baywatch days, then creates a younger avator, blending the new, artificial Hof onto the real life Hoff.

The process of this crazy magic? It’s called a Deepfake = combining and superimposing existing images and videos onto a source image or video. The process is incredible, and yet still relatively in its infancy. If things keep progressing this genre as we can only expect they will, it’s not a stretch to imagine that we could someday see an actor actress play a younger version of themselves so convincingly we won’t see how they did it.

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Chatting With Charo: The “Hair” Edition

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Brace yourself! There is a lot you don’t know about Charo’s hair! Listen, learn – and laugh your ass off – all along the way!

I got to visit Charo at her home just a week ago (I’ve known her wonderful family for many years) and we started out chatting about food (which explains all the tapas on the table!) But not so shockingly, we got sidetracked! This conversation about her hair had me laughing until I was crying!

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And Hey, why not follow me too! On twitter and instagram!

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Lizzo Is An Icon In The Making – And Here’s Why

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Mirror, mirror on the wall don’t say it ‘cause we know Lizzo cute. And by cute I mean extremely talented, gorgeous and totally inspiring!

A few months ago I was watching The Ellen Degeneres Show when I witnessed one of the most fun, exciting and awe-inspiring performances I’ve ever seen. Lizzo popped onto the screen in a sparkly, pink getup and began singing what would become her big hit song, “Juice,” – I was immediately hooked (more like obsessed). During this performance she also jammed out on her flute alongside her plus-sized backup dancers and suddenly I knew I had been changed forever. I did some more research on the rapper/singer and found out I had been sleeping on this gem! Lizzo has been doing bad all by her damn self for years, having already released two albums in the past. I am suddenly mad at every single person who neglected to tell me to jump on the Lizzo train sooner! If you’re like me and need a bit of catch up, I’m going to break down exactly why you need to know this icon in the making.

You can throw a stone in any direction and hit a triple threat nowadays. Lizzo’s brings talents we have yet to see in the mainstream music industry.

If singing, rapping and dancing make Lizzo a triple threat, what does flute playing making her?!? A STAR THAT’S WHAT! Lizzo has displayed her abilities as a talented flautist, which is not an instrument you would necessarily think of in conjunction with the rap genre making this talent all the more extraordinary. Lizzo even used her flauting skills to compete (and defeat IMO) with Ron Burgundy. Not Will Ferrell, but Ron Burgundy.

Oh, and she can also twerk while playing the flute. 

As if playing the flute wasn’t impressive enough, Lizzo can also twerk while playing. I really hope some high school kid is deciding to take band just so he/she can flutwerk their way around campus like their fav flautist, Lizzo.

Lizzo uses her platform to inspire and raise up everyone around her.

Lizzo uses her voice for more than just creating fire music, ya know. She uses her platform to defend the belief that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Her Twitter is filled with positivity and strong messages about acceptance.

 

Uhm…she’s straight up gorgeous. 

We cant forget to mention that Lizzo is a straight up beauty queen. She is known to switch up her look but I’ve never seen a bad pic of this queen. To solidify my point, she is now officially the first, plus sized black woman to be featured in Playboy magazine!

Credit: Playboy.com

Move over Avenger’s, Lizzo has been in a comic book too!

Ok indulge the nerd in me on this one…Lizzo was even featured in a comic book!!! That’s right, she has become so influential that even Marvel comics wanted a piece of the Lizzo-pie. Check out this shout-out in Unstoppable Wasp #4!

 

So now that you have become as obsessed as I have, you are probably wondering how you can get even more Lizzo in your life. Well lucky for you, her new album dropped TODAY! Her third studio album, Cuz I Love You, is available anywhere you listen to music and let me tell you, YOU WILL LOVE IT. The album is varied and showcases all of Lizzo’s incredible range with some songs being upbeat and funky, and others being slowed down and heart wrenching. For a taste of what to expect, click below to listen to the title track of the album. If the new album still doesn’t satisfy the hunger for more Lizzo, she’s also on tour! You can click here for more info on tour dates.

Oh Lizzo…you are most definitely 100% that bitch.  

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