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VIDEO: Sword Dancer Gets A Partner, Grandma With Beer Looks On. Why Do I Love This So Much?

Flash mobs are so last year. I'd much prefer to see more from this family. Watch as our sword dancing leading lady takes center stage. But then... presumed brother enters the scene, and things get more interesting. All that said, I think I connect most with grandma, in her shades and holding a beer, expressionless throughout.

THIS EXISTS: For The Woodworking Enthusiast, Build Your Own Casket!

I don't know exactly what category of pop culture this falls under, but SHEESH. There's a point when being fiscally responsible doesn't really matter anymore. When you're DEAD, for example. That said, for those who love workworking, or just love to plan ahead, here's where you can buy the plans to make your very own casket! Check out the comments on the product page!

VIDEO: Family Of Idiots Gets Lost In Corn Maze, Call 9-1-1.

There is almost too much stupidity in this story for me to bear. A family in Massachusetts got lost in a corn maze, and called 9-1-1. Oh yeah, part of their desperate plea? They had a three month old baby with them. IN the corn maze. After dark. There is so much wrong with these people I don't know where to begin. Listen to their ridiculous 9-1-1 call.