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Google Wallet Will Make My Arse Look Less Fat On One Side.

Google has created an app that will store your loyalty cards, (remember when we could just go in and save money automatically? Now we have to be a MEMBER of our local drug store? Yeesh.) credit cards, and more. That big fat wallet in the back of your pants that is making half of your butt look huge is all going to be condensed into your phone. Hallelujah.

Chaz Bono Advances To The Next Round On Dancing With The Stars… Who Was Cut?

Given the media hype and apparent divide about Chaz Bono's participation on Dancing With The Stars, it seems many were just waiting to see if he would be the first to be eliminated from the show. But in fact, it was another contestant that was ousted in this season's first week... and Bono successfully advanced to the next round.

VIDEO: Dogs Jumping Rope For World Record

FYI- People still try to break world records for things. Among them, dogs jumping rope. Here, a jaw dropping 13 dogs jump prope in Japan. Dog Trainer Uchida Geinousha is the proud trainer that says these dogs are not only willing, but happy to be part of something this inpsiring. (I'm paraphrasing.)

VIDEO: Racy Comic Gets TV Gig, Not Knowing His Audience Is Little Children.

This is both painful and painfully funny all at once. After winning a contest, a Philadelphia comic named Justin Hagerman was invited to perform his winning act on a local morning TV show. The station neglected to tell him that they had a special audience of mostly kids that day. He did his slightly racy act anyway. Try to watch this without squirming.

COOL PIX: Anatomy Of An Icon.

As part of a Fine Arts workshop that took on the theme of icons, Swedish artist George Chamoun used computers (But NO morphing techniques) to merge two different celebrities from two different eras into portrait collages. He calls the series Iconatomy.

VIDEO: Fred Armisen’s Appearance On Yo Gabba Gabba

Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen has taped an appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba. It's oddly funny the way he's playing both to the kids and the folks who would know him on SNL with his subtle knowing glances to to camera. If you aren't familiar with Yo Gabba Gabba, you probably don't have a young kid.

Levi Johnston’s Sketchy, Snarky Comments Are Back

Levi Johnston's 'long awaited' book is finally coming out! (As a game, try to read that last line aloud without laughing!) According to the Associated Press, Johnston says that ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin (daughter of Sarah Palin) got pregnant intentionally to take a sort of revenge on her mother.

VIDEO: Bridesmaids Outtakes Will Crack You Up.

The outtakes from the film Bridesmaids are very funny! You know how some movies smack some clips of the stars goofing off, dancing and making faces during the credits, and the only thing it succeeds in doing is making you think they're overpaid for horsing around? This isn't like that. Seeing them try not to laugh at one another is really amusing.