Drunk Teen Blames Crash on Boyfriend Refusing to See TWILIGHT…
First it causes seizures, and now, apparently, TWILIGHT is causing teens to drive drunk?
Michael Lohan Has Heart Surgery to Remove Clot
Remember when Michael Lohan was arrested on battery charges, and had to be taken to the hospital because he was complaining of chest pains? Well, it turns out that something serious was going on in there...
Live Action WHERE’S WALDO Film To Be Made. Yes, This is Happening…
On the heels of such wonderful cinematic projects like BATTLESHIP, MONOPOLY, and QUIJA, MGM has decided that right after coming back from the brink...
Michael Lohan Arrested for Battery Charges
Michael Lohan is in trouble again with the law, today, this time on charges of domestic violence. According to TMZ, Tampa police are saying...
VIDEO: Beyonce Gives The Wrong Woman A Chance To Sing.
A short, sweet, but nonetheless wretched moment in music history.
VIDEO: Family Of Idiots Gets Lost In Corn Maze, Call 9-1-1.
There is almost too much stupidity in this story for me to bear. A family in Massachusetts got lost in a corn maze, and called 9-1-1. Oh yeah, part of their desperate plea? They had a three month old baby with them. IN the corn maze. After dark. There is so much wrong with these people I don't know where to begin. Listen to their ridiculous 9-1-1 call.
Creepy Video Sensation: Spectators Gather To Watch A Rat Try To Eat A Fallen Ice Cream Cone.
Yeesh. I don't use the expression "heebie jeebies' that often - but this video has the heebsjeebs all over it.
PAINFUL VIDEO: William Shatner Recording A New Album! Watch (And Hear) The Horribleness Unfold
William Shatner must be stopped. Despite doing more of a gravelly voiced shouting than singing, the actor continually manages to be allowed in a recording studio. Here, the cameras catch him murdering Ozzy Osbourne’s classic hit Iron Man. He makes Ozzy sound like Pavarotti.
Today’s Viral Video Terrifies, Intrigues Me.
Viral videos don't have to make sense. I say this, because clearly, some just don't. Behold one from the archives: A Kids Incorporated "music video" where a young girl sings "Say You, Say Me," with a terrifying clown pretty much stalking her throughout. A great video to send to someone you don't like or enjoy distracting. Use it carefully and wisely.
Sigh…George Lucas is Bringing More Changes to the Original STAR WARS Trilogy
I think we’ve all become numb to George Lucas’ constant ‘tweaking’ of his original STAR WARS trilogy. Whether he’s making it ‘better’ or not,...
VIDEO: “Horse” Playing Keyboard. As If That Isn’t Disturbing Enough, He’s Playing “How Deep Is Your Love.”
On August 13th, someone uploaded themselves a little home movie. A movie of themselves playing "How Deep Is Your Love" - by The Bee Gees - on their keyboard. Oh yes, and they were wearing a horse mask.
Hugh Hefner Fires Back at Crystal Harris
It’s on like Donkey Kong! As you all remember, Runaway Playboy Bride, Crystal Harris, appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show yesterday to talk about...
Hate 3D Movies as Much as I Do? Well Now, You Have 2D Glasses!!! (And Yes, They’re Real)
Whether it be animated or your next Summer Blockbuster, you can’t step five feet without a ‘3D experience’. The truth is that many, many,...
VIDEO: Del Monte Merges David Hasselhoff With A Popsicle, Creates “The Hoffsicle.”
How this is supposed to make you like Del Monte I'm not quite sure. It might actually have the opposite effect.
In any case. The fruit/novelty food people you loved for bananas (they're the third largest supplier of 'em) has gone bananas, making a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff and photographed him eating it, essentially making David Hasselhoff eat himself.
The Internet Charges $2.99 to Watch Rebecca Black’s “Friday”! Hah!
You’d think this be some sort of April Fools joke. Heck, in the beginning, you probably thought the song itself was an April Fools...
Octomom Car Wash? Yup! And You Won’t BELIEVE the Other D-List Celebs Partaking!
Can you say trying to extend your 15 minutes? Apparently, the Octomom didn’t manage her money well after all the publicity for having eight...
George Lucas Has At Least 50 Hrs of a Live-Action STAR WARS Show Planned…Really, George? Really?
There are certain points where you say enough is enough. For George Lucas and STAR WARS, I think that point came somewhere around 1991....
Fashion Trend(?) We Hate: Junderpants.
Jezebel discovered these. Heaven help us if they catch on. They’re called JUNDERPANTS. When jeans, leggings, jeggings, and underpants come together, this is what...
City Removes Will Smith’s Ridiculously Oversized MIB III Trailers After Complaints
Will Smith may be one of, if not the biggest movie star right now, but that doesn’t mean he can’t piss off New Yorkers!...
Mom Gives 8 Year Old Daughter Botox, Doesn’t Apologize.
“It’s a tough world in the pageant world, let me tell you. The kids are harsh. And being confident is something she has to...
Levi Johnston’s Book Is Now On Amazon For ‘Pre-Ordering’. But Wait… It Gets Better.
In meaningless news, Levi Johnston’s book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, which comes out in September, is now available...
The Father of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Lashes Out Against His Son. On Video!
In a bizarre profanity laden rant, the father of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has some harsh words for his son. As creepy music plays...
Dance-Off Becomes Girl Fight.
It started out innocently enough… a dance-off complete with the requisite autoswagger of a person hell bent on winning with attitude alone. But then, the...
The New Song “San Francisco” Sounds Disturbingly Similar To “California Gurls.” Discuss.
German euro-dance group Cascada (who?) is back with a new single called “San Francisco.” But less than thirty seconds in, you can practically hear the...
Glee Tease: The Cast Sings Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
I enjoy hearing the “Glee” cast take on popular songs old and new… so I was curious to see if they could rescue the...